Funny Kid Vignettes
Dance frog warning. That’s what Teddy said the other morning as we were watching our favorite television show, the weather channel. Actually, it was a dense fog warning. See, he has this stuffed frog named Bill Frog (yes, he named him) with personality, plus dance ability. Thus the play on words.
The other day I was sitting on the couch reading and I heard the kids playing upstairs with this hideous hand puppet named Frogstie. The thing has a hole in its head where the kids inserted a marble to serve as a brain. Needless to say it fell out long ago. In Frogsties falsetto voice I hear “Shut the #!*&^! up!” I yelled “Teddy! What did I just hear?” Frogstie answered “Sorry!” and the play continued. That kid! I guess I shouldn’t laugh, but I do. At least he doesn’t hear me.
More to come. There’s always more to come with these kids.
Sue
on November 27th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
You’re human, hearing that from a childs voice is absolutely hilarious! I don’t care who you are!!
That story reminds me of my friend Tiffany’s daughter – Lina. She was upstairs playing with their dog T-Bone and while Tiffany and her husband were in the other room, they over heard her say – T-Bone, you’re so F!%#d up! So Tiff and her husband Johnny ran into the room saying: What did you say? Had a little chat with her that the word she used was wrong etc…so they asked her afterwords, now why is that a bad thing to say and she goes: Cause T-Bone’s not f!$#d up?! Needless to say, they had to exit the room for a minute!!
Gotta love kids – you never know what they’re going to say or do!!